Lizzles (a.k.a. Liz), 20, junior at the University of Oregon, connoisseur of TV, movies and music.

And I blame Theresa for everything.

 

That’s what you said, Guinevere. That was no trickery, no subterfuge. With all my heart.

I’m looking for this guy. Bleach blonde hair, leather jacket, British accent. Kinda sallow, but in a hot way?

(Source: spikebuffy)

Anonymous asked
dating advice?

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

renisanz:

oharad:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

How could you not post a link to the vid? [x]

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Anonymous asked
dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST